Election Day 2026

Election Day is Tuesday, November 3, 2026. Order by Oct 20 and it's on you, not a courier's apology, before you head to the polls.

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Apathy Is Not a Strategy Tee (Black)

Apathy is a choice. So is showing up. You know which one you made.

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Apathy Is Not a Strategy Tee (Navy)

Apathy is a choice. So is showing up. You know which one you made.

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Apathy Is Not a Strategy Tee (White)

Apathy is a choice. So is showing up. You know which one you made.

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Apathy Is Not a Strategy Hoodie (Black)

Apathy is a choice. So is showing up. You know which one you made.

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Apathy Is Not a Strategy Hoodie (Navy)

Apathy is a choice. So is showing up. You know which one you made.

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Apathy Is Not a Strategy Hoodie (White)

Apathy is a choice. So is showing up. You know which one you made.

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Apathy Is Not a Strategy Hat (Black)

Apathy is a choice. So is showing up. You know which one you made.

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Apathy Is Not a Strategy Hat (Navy)

Apathy is a choice. So is showing up. You know which one you made.

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Apathy Is Not a Strategy Hat (White)

Apathy is a choice. So is showing up. You know which one you made.

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Apathy Is Not a Strategy Sticker

Apathy is a choice. So is showing up. You know which one you made.

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SHOW UP OR SHUT UP. Flagship Tee (Navy)

The namesake. Heavyweight garment-dyed Comfort Colors, cream on navy. Back print: YOU HAD FOUR YEARS.

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SHOW UP OR SHUT UP. Sticker

The wordmark, weatherproof. Laptop, water bottle, toolbox.

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Have the Day You Voted For Tee (Black)

HAVE THE DAY YOU VOTED FOR. The most-validated voting shirt of the season. Election Day Nov 3, 2026. Cream + red on black.

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Have the Day You Voted For Tee (White)

HAVE THE DAY YOU VOTED FOR. The most-validated voting shirt of the season. Election Day Nov 3, 2026. Navy + red on white.

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Both Parties. Same Pocket. Tee (Black)

Both parties take from the same pocket. Yours. The anti-both-parties statement for people who are done with the two-party trap.

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Both Parties. Same Pocket. Tee (White)

Both parties take from the same pocket. Yours. The anti-both-parties statement for people who are done with the two-party trap.

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Both Parties. Same Pocket. Hoodie (Black)

Both parties take from the same pocket. Yours. The anti-both-parties statement for people who are done with the two-party trap.

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Both Parties. Same Pocket. Hoodie (White)

Both parties take from the same pocket. Yours. The anti-both-parties statement for people who are done with the two-party trap.

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Both Parties. Same Pocket. Hat (Black)

Both parties take from the same pocket. Yours. The anti-both-parties statement for people who are done with the two-party trap.

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Both Parties. Same Pocket. Hat (Navy)

Both parties take from the same pocket. Yours. The anti-both-parties statement for people who are done with the two-party trap.

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Both Parties. Same Pocket. Hat (White)

Both parties take from the same pocket. Yours. The anti-both-parties statement for people who are done with the two-party trap.

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Both Parties. Same Pocket. Sticker

Both parties take from the same pocket. Yours. The anti-both-parties statement for people who are done with the two-party trap.

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10% Approval. 100% Our Fault. Tee (Black)

Congress approval is at 10%. That's 100% our fault. The accountability tee that blames the voter, not the politicians.

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10% Approval. 100% Our Fault. Tee (White)

Congress approval is at 10%. That's 100% our fault. The accountability tee that blames the voter, not the politicians.

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10% Approval. 100% Our Fault. Hoodie (Black)

Congress approval is at 10%. That's 100% our fault. The accountability tee that blames the voter, not the politicians.

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10% Approval. 100% Our Fault. Hoodie (White)

Congress approval is at 10%. That's 100% our fault. The accountability tee that blames the voter, not the politicians.

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10% Approval. 100% Our Fault. Hat (Black)

Congress approval is at 10%. That's 100% our fault. The accountability tee that blames the voter, not the politicians.

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10% Approval. 100% Our Fault. Hat (Navy)

Congress approval is at 10%. That's 100% our fault. The accountability tee that blames the voter, not the politicians.

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10% Approval. 100% Our Fault. Hat (White)

Congress approval is at 10%. That's 100% our fault. The accountability tee that blames the voter, not the politicians.

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10% Approval. 100% Our Fault. Sticker

Congress approval is at 10%. That's 100% our fault. The accountability tee that blames the voter, not the politicians.

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1776 / They Showed Up. We Didn't. Tee (Black)

They showed up in 1776. We didn't. The accountability tee that ties the founding to the present.

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1776 / They Showed Up. We Didn't. Tee (White)

They showed up in 1776. We didn't. The accountability tee that ties the founding to the present.

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1776 / They Showed Up. We Didn't. Hoodie (Black)

They showed up in 1776. We didn't. The accountability tee that ties the founding to the present.

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1776 / They Showed Up. We Didn't. Hoodie (White)

They showed up in 1776. We didn't. The accountability tee that ties the founding to the present.

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1776 / They Showed Up. We Didn't. Hat (Black)

They showed up in 1776. We didn't. The accountability tee that ties the founding to the present.

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1776 / They Showed Up. We Didn't. Hat (Navy)

They showed up in 1776. We didn't. The accountability tee that ties the founding to the present.

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1776 / They Showed Up. We Didn't. Hat (White)

They showed up in 1776. We didn't. The accountability tee that ties the founding to the present.

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1776 / They Showed Up. We Didn't. Sticker

They showed up in 1776. We didn't. The accountability tee that ties the founding to the present.

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Town Hall Dad Tee (Khaki)

Showed up. Spoke up. Held them accountable. Garment-dyed khaki, navy print — the gift one.

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Town Hall Dad Sticker

The badge of honor for the only person who showed up.

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I Voted. Now What? Tee (Black)

You voted. Now the real work starts. Show up or shut up.

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I Voted. Now What? Tee (Navy)

You voted. Now the real work starts. Show up or shut up.

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I Voted. Now What? Tee (White)

You voted. Now the real work starts. Show up or shut up.

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I Voted. Now What? Hoodie (Black)

You voted. Now the real work starts. Show up or shut up.

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I Voted. Now What? Hoodie (Navy)

You voted. Now the real work starts. Show up or shut up.

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I Voted. Now What? Hoodie (White)

You voted. Now the real work starts. Show up or shut up.

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I Voted. Now What? Hat (Black)

You voted. Now the real work starts. Show up or shut up.

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I Voted. Now What? Hat (Navy)

You voted. Now the real work starts. Show up or shut up.

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I Voted. Now What? Hat (White)

You voted. Now the real work starts. Show up or shut up.

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I Voted. Now What? Sticker

You voted. Now the real work starts. Show up or shut up.

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I Survived Another Election Season Tee (Black)

Made it through the circus. Wear the badge.

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I Survived Another Election Season Tee (Navy)

Made it through the circus. Wear the badge.

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I Survived Another Election Season Tee (White)

Made it through the circus. Wear the badge.

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I Survived Another Election Season Hoodie (Black)

Made it through the circus. Wear the badge.

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I Survived Another Election Season Hoodie (Navy)

Made it through the circus. Wear the badge.

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I Survived Another Election Season Hoodie (White)

Made it through the circus. Wear the badge.

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I Survived Another Election Season Hat (Black)

Made it through the circus. Wear the badge.

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I Survived Another Election Season Hat (Navy)

Made it through the circus. Wear the badge.

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I Survived Another Election Season Hat (White)

Made it through the circus. Wear the badge.

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I Survived Another Election Season Sticker

Made it through the circus. Wear the badge.

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